Bad, Naked Girls on IRC

Yep, made you look... suckerrrrrr!!!  :P

It's true. I've been accused of all sorts of naughty things, like, getting people to like me (awful, ain't it :) ... But for better or for worse, I'm solidly halfway between 'wallflower' and 'nympho'. Fortunately, I do have some pretty outrageous friends that I can call up for vicarious thrills. One of them is my ultra-cool girlfriend, Carrie.

Carrie's my hero. For all sorts of reasons. She's outrageous as all get-out, and never takes crap from anyone. The kind of woman that could either make a sailor blush, or beat the living daylights out of him! Mae West... your soul lives on. And yes, her naked tits are available on the web for public consumption.

So what does this have to do with anything? I just said "naked" and "tits", and you can still come up with coherent thoughts? WOW! Good for you! Well, my whole point is that, whatever you wish to find, is actually out there, and that IRC women are not all the same. Some are sweet and innocent, some are evil *itches, some are nerdy girls who write blogs... but at the end of the day, they all need/want the same things. Friends, respect, love...

But you can't get the sweet girl, or the bad girl, by being an evil dweeb. Most of us are too smart and too seasoned to fall for your maniacal plots. Lies and BS will get you nowhere very quickly. Only this morning I banned a bozo for asking one of our female chatters if she was hot. I mean, seriously, do you HAVE to ask? Because if you're a dweebie nerd chained to your PC, most women you'd ever meet might well be out of your league! That doesn't mean we want your worship. Equality will do just fine.

Be honest. Be yourself (politely please). Chances are, we'll like you anyway.

Even if you are a dweeb. :)